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my interests include power ballads and naps

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susemoji:

I HATE THIS




snorlaxatives:

quiettimeeverytime:

snorlaxatives:

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

in america is everyone ignorant

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast




casualbutthole:

micdotcom:

13 cover girls worth pinning up on your walls

What does real “cover girl” look like? Here are a few women demolishing stereotypes (along with glass ceilings) while gracing magazines across all different kinds of interests and professions. This non-extensive list highlights just a few of the most prominent role models who have beaten the odds to truly represent on America’s newsstand.

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That first one is kinda transmisogynist but yeah these covers are cool




America’s Next Top Fuckboy 




wlfstar:

ok but consider this: remus lupin with dimples










but real talk if u regularly refer to shakespeare as “the bard” i probably hate you







WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T IMAGINE HARRY AS A BIG BROTHER 

roisinlikesbooks:

  • DON’T IMAGINE HIM LETTING HIS LITTLE SISTER RIDE ON THE BACK OF HIS BROOMSTICK.
  • DON’T IMAGINE HIM SKETCHING OUT MAPS FOR HIS BROTHER BEFORE HE STARTS FIRST YEAR.
  • DON’T IMAGINE POTTER VS. WEASLEY QUIDDITCH MATCHES DURING THE SUMMER.
  • DON’T IMAGINE HIM STANDING UP AND…




can u tell by the deadness of my eyes that it’s tech week

can u tell by the deadness of my eyes that it’s tech week




confusedtree:

utopia-shangrila:

confusedtree:

In French, you don’t say “hello”, you say “bonjour”. I love that. That’s a totally different word. French people are fucking idiots.

Of course it’s a different word, it’s a different language AND a different culture. What would you expect? American people are fucking morons.

SURPRISE

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HAHAHAHA

KNOW YOUR ENEMY, FUCKTRUCK







dildorrito:

what’s the password

dildorrito:

what’s the password